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• I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been.
  .. nearby. -- Mary Richards -- (mary Tyler moore show)...
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• Mary Tyler Moore's SEVENTH HUSBAND is wearing my DACRON TANK TOP in a cheap hotel in HONOLULU!
  -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Have you heard about the transvestite who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.
• If you really want to get someone's attention, mention their name in a whisper.
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....