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  Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel?...
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  [outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!...
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
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  Wade Boggs: Pitt the Elder!! Barney: Lord Palmerston!...