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• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• Life is like the Stock Market -- Ups & Downs.
• Life always sucks--some days it just bothers you more than others.
• Life is like quotations. Sometimes, it makes you laugh.
  Sometimes, it makes you cry. Most of the time, you don't get it....
• Beware of bow-hunters, You might get the SHAFT!
• Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
  -- Mary Richards, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show...
• What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner.
• You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes you get what you need.
  -- The Rolling Stone...
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better.
  It's not. -- Dr. Seuss, The Lorax...