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• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• I had to censor everything my sons watched ... even on the Mary Tyler Moore show I heard the word 'damn'!
  -- Mary Lou Bax...
• I'm wearing PAMPERS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My Seventh Husband: Ivana Newhouse
• Barney: My friend [Moe] and I have a bet. Are you Mary Tyler Moore?
  Patty: [maces him] Barney: Waugh! [belch] Ooh, wow!...
• Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, an unemployed bellhop is whipping up a batch of illegal psilocybin chop suey!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Content: 80% POLYESTER, 20% DACRON.. The waitress's UNIFORM sheds TARTAR SAUCE like an 8'' by 10'' GLOSSY.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
  -- Mary Richards, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show...