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• A lighter Dark Beer is an oxymoron.
• Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you.
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey....
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
• A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. -- Men vs. Bee
• LUCKY: When you have a wife and a cigarette lighter -- both of which work.
• The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
• Silence cannot be misquoted... until Limbaugh gets hold of it.
• When the going gets tough, the tough hold meetings.