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• If you go swimming in melted dry ice, do you get dry?
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• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
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• All you have to do is go down to the bottom of your swimming pool and hold your breath.
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