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• Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
• Feminizm is an a ugly dog licking her tail
• She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Wai
• Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
• My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps scribbling in her diary.
  -- Drake Sathe...
• Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
  When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
• If only you knew she loved you, you could face the uncertainty of whether you love her.
• Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving.