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• Yo momma so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
• It's feminizm, stupid!
• QOTD: "Overweight is when you step on your dog's tail and it dies.
• The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. Portuguese Proverb
• She that paints her face thinks of her tail. -- Poor Richard
• If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five?
  No, four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?
  Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. -- Abraham Lincol...
• She was so ugly her mother used to babyfeed her with a slingshot.