This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine
Broadcast System. This is only a test.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Broadcast System. This is only a test.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
Related:
- This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone,
leave your name and number, and recite a sentence... - Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05.
Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... - Hello, this is Fox FM, you're on the air.
(or)
Hello,
you're caller number nine! -- Answering machine madness... - Sherwood Forest. Which dear do you want?
--
Answering machine madness - odd... - Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left... - Greetings. You've reached Ghengis Kahn's Pornographic Films
Unlimited.
Fabian, Pat, Rex and Mike are still conducting screen... - Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin
Dvorak.
This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72...
From the same category:
- An older person or a teenager can look at this (rock videos) and see the
humor in it,
but an eight- or ten-year-old isn't anesthetized yet... - At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will
find at least two human errors,
including the error of blaming it on the computer... - Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands
the question... - The meek shall inherit the Earth.
(But they're gonna have to fight for it... - Tagline uncloaking dead ahead
Sir.....
