Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline. Our
operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a
contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of
your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get
back to you shortly. Your help will enable us to bring these
delightful creatures back from the brink of fantasy and find
them suitable positions in the forest product industry. Your
gift is, of course, reality deductible. Thank you again, and
have a nice day.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a
contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of
your bequest at the sound of the beep, and something will get
back to you shortly. Your help will enable us to bring these
delightful creatures back from the brink of fantasy and find
them suitable positions in the forest product industry. Your
gift is, of course, reality deductible. Thank you again, and
have a nice day.
-- Answering machine madness - odd organizations
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