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• She often gave herself very good advice [though she very seldom followed it]. -- Lewis Carroll
• She's not a very good wrestler, but you should see her box.
• There was a little girl Who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead.
  When she was good, she was very, very good And when she was bad, she was very, very popular....
• She was using the landscape to hide herself!
• She loves you as much as she can (which isn't very much).
• A rose is a rose is a rose. Just ask Jean Marsh, known to millions of PBS viewers in the '70s as Rose, the maid on the BBC export "Upstairs, Downstairs.
  Though Marsh has since gone on to other projects, ....
• I'm very brave, generally," he went on in a low voice
  only today I happen to have a headache." -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking-Gla...
• To marry the girl I did. And she gave me the advice. -- General Mark Clark
• Never tell a woman she doesn't look good in some article of clothing she has just purchased.
  -- Lewis Grizzard...