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• Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind.
• She knows her man, and when you rant and swear, Can draw you to her with a single hair.
  -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Persius, Satire v, Line 246...
• Tell her the joyous Time will not be staid, Unlesse she doe him by the forelock take.
  -- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- Amoretti, lxx...
• Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
• You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
• Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her. -- Vanbrugh
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
  ...Not really. Bad luck, Mellchers. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Did you hear about the beautiful woman with lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty treatment.
  And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair....