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• She has a difficult choice in front of her, has she not?
  ...Not really. Bad luck, Mellchers. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• You find yourself amusing, Herr Blackadder. I try not to fly in the face of public opinion.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Unless she pays up, you will die. Howwibly. She _will_ pay up.
  And then _you_ will die. Howwibly howwibly. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I hope this scum has not...inconweenienced you. It takes more than a maniac trying to cut off my goolies to inconweenience _me_.
  .. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• I think...that in a week from now, you will be less in the mood for being amusing.
  At least when I'm in the mood, I _can_ be amusing. -- Ludwig and Edmund : Chai...
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• Ludwig was a master of disguise. Whereas Nursy is a sad, insane old woman with an udder fixation.
  -- Edmund : Chai...
• ...You are a fornicating baboon. ...Que? -- Edmund and Spaniard : Chai
• Well, perhaps some pleasant word-game? Alright...Make a sentence out of the following words.
  ..'Face...sodding ...your...shut'. -- Melchett and Edmund : Chai...