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• I hope I snuff it right now so this moment can be preserved forever!
  It can be arranged... -- George and Edmund : Private Plane...
• Private Baldrick here is obviously a bit of an impressionist.
  ...The only decent impression _he_ can do is of a man with no talent....
• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• Ask them who they'd prefer to meet - Squadron Commander Flasheart or the man who cleans out the public toilets in Aberdeen and they'll go for Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop every time.
  .. -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Come on, I wasn't born yesterday. More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
  -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
• A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who demanded, "Was she not chaste?
  Was she not fair? Was she not fruitful?" holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made....
• What's he like? Well, according to Who's Who, his interests include flogging servants, shooting poor people, and the extension of slavery to anyone who hasn't got a knighthood.
  -- George and Edmund : Dish and Dishonesty...