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• My mother...will be as pleased as Punch. Mmmm...if only she we're as _good-looking_ as Punch, Baldrick.
  .. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Captain Cook...
• What's it called, Baldrick...'The Vomiting Cavalier'? -- Edmund : Captain Cook
• The wimple suits you, Baldrick. But...it completely covers my face.
  .. Exactly... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Anyone can be a navigator if he can tell his arse from his elbow!
  Well, that's Baldrick out, I fear... We're always looking for talented types to join the twenty-minuters!...
• I smell something fishy - and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.
  .. -- Edmund : Captain Cook...
• And the chances of there being _two_ bullets with my name on them are very small indeed.
  Yes. That's not the only thing around here that's _very small indeed_....
• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
  ..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Oh, sir, just one thing. If we _should_ happen to tread on a mine, what do we do?
  ...Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump two hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area....
• Tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip. Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?
  Permission to speak. ............... Answer the General, Baldrick....