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• You'll miss the whole end of the war! Yes, very bad luck.
  Beep. Right... Beep. ...Now, Baldrick, I'll be back as soon as I can....
• Don't worry, I could go on all night! Not with a bayonet through your neck, you couldn't.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Goodbyeee......
• I'd love to be a flier - up there where the air is clear.
  The chances of the air being clear anywhere near you, Baldrick, are zero....
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• From now on, you'll stand out in life as an individual.
  Will I? Well, of course you will. All the other slaves will be black....
• Have you got a plan, my lord? Yes I have...and it's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it.
  -- Baldrick and Edmund : Money...
• All the men present and correct, sir. ALl ready for the off, eh?
  I'm afraid not, Lieutenant, I'm just off to Hartlepool to buy some exploding trousers....
• Anyone can be a navigator if he can tell his arse from his elbow!
  Well, that's Baldrick out, I fear... We're always looking for talented types to join the twenty-minuters!...