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• Anyone can be a navigator if he can tell his arse from his elbow!
  Well, that's Baldrick out, I fear... We're always looking for talented types to join the twenty-minuters!...
• jock hitch (hawk hitch) v.: to adjust the family jewels in public.
  Those spotty creeps on the corner jock hitch every time I walk by....
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...
• James Joyce -- an essentially private man who wished his total indifference to public notice to be universally recognized.
  -- Tom Stoppard...
• he bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding go out to meet it.
  -- Thucydide...
• I don't care how many times they go up-tiddly-up-up, they're still gits.
  -- Edmund : Private Plane...