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• The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
  -- Jay Leno...
• Remember:The designated driver makes good CENTS!!
• 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it.
  At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy...
• No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
  -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• You may have the right to go from the traffic signal, but if they other driver is in a Peterbuilt truck, it may be judicious not to press your right too far.
  -- Confucius Say...
• If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
• You can borrow a book and return it too.
• You too can wear a nose mitten.