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• It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
  In one of those "true facts" books there was an explanation for this law....
• Seminars for Men: You too can be the designated driver.
• They're filming Rocky V now. This one's being billed as `Rocky's Greatest Challenge', so I guess there's an IQ test involved.
  -- Jay Leno...
• Guest hosting for Jay Leno tonight is you.
• I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary and it's actually a combination of two word
  poli," which means many, and "tics," which means bloodsuckers. -- Jay Leno...
• Remember:The designated driver makes good CENTS!!
• For some reason the little Senators make us laugh.
• If you move the TV any closer to the bed I'll be sleeping with Jay Leno!
• Here's an amazing story. A man in Orlando, Florida, was hit by eight cars in a row and only one stopped.
  The first seven drivers thought he was a lawyer. The eighth was a lawyer. -- Jay Leno...