If You Can Read This Tagline, It Is Already Too Late....
If you can read this tagline, it is already too late....
By the time rules are is needed, it's already too late.
NetHack is addictive. Too late, you're already hooked.
When the game master smiles, it's already too late
If you can read this, you're too close.
This post deserves no tagline for you to read.
It ain't over until you read the tagline!
If your message arrives late, you keep the tagline as our free gift!