Life is too short for short people!
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- Life's too short not too laugh.
- Life is too short. -- Bart Gold
- Life is too short to learn Oracle!
- Life is too short to wait in lines.
- Life's too short for bad coffee.
- Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-]
- Life is too short for traffic. -- Dan Bellack
- Life is too short to balance a checkbook. -- Howard Ogde
- Life is too short to dance with horizontally challenged women.

