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• Any wire cut to length will be too short. -- Klipstein's Fourth Law of Applied Engineering
• Anything cut to length will be too short.
• Any pre-cut equipment is too short. This is specially true of optic fiber cables with expensive connectors at both ends.
  -- Vuilleumier's First Law...
• let length(Long_Walk) < length(Short_Pier)
• Any line, however short, is still too long. -- Sam's Axiom (1)
• If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
  -- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...
• Take the short-cut to Geodesic Park!
• Life is too short for short people!
• For a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the marginal product of labor for any number of additional workers equals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.
  Let's not even consider a chainsaw. -- Mike's Law [You could always schedule the saw, though - ed....