Bart: Look, Why Don't You Just Check Your Neighbor's Drains?

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Bart: Look, why don't you just check your neighbor's drains? I'll
[Tobias rides trike off down long dirt road]
Milhouse: [at the window] Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of
downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes...yes, I do. [leaves phone off hook]
[later that night, Bart walks back into the kitchen]
["Hello! Sir! Sir!" is heard from phone, still off the
Bart: [picking up phone] Huh?
Tobias: I've returned from the Koolamuggerys' place...they're draining
clockwise too!
Bart: Draining? I don't care about that any more.
Tobias: Are we in any dang --
[Bart hangs up]
-- Short Attention Span Simpson, "Bart vs. Australia"