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• When I was young, we had to carve our taglines from WOOD.
• When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood.
• We had a nice brook going through our back yard, and when you get tired and have nothing better to do, it is always worthwhile to step out there and weed a good brook.
  I've always felt I was entitled to it....
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• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
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  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• When I was a boy, my family was poor. We couldn't buy food to eat.
  On Halloween we had to go bobbing for gerbils....