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• Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached.
  .. (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can....
• Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":) You have reached 587-8783.
  Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone....
• You have reached 234-1243. This is an answering machine.
  This is the nineties. You know what to do. -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• You have reached 555-6238. Why? -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• Machine voice:) Hello. This is HAL 5. You have reached the former telephone number of Carey Smith.
  I have taken over the functions of this inferior being....
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme
• You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition.
  You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded....
• Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency.
  We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up....
• We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number.
  Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again....