RETURN An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want to return goods to their place of purchase.

RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
- Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally has the
shop's logo plastered all over it. Failing this, you should try
and find another bag, from a different time you went to that
particular shop. No, it doesn't really make sense, just don't
worry about it.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA

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