RETURN
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
- Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally has the
shop's logo plastered all over it. Failing this, you should try
and find another bag, from a different time you went to that
particular shop. No, it doesn't really make sense, just don't
worry about it.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
An experience of sheer terror. Here's some advice for when you want
to return goods to their place of purchase.
- Find the bag that your product X came in, which naturally has the
shop's logo plastered all over it. Failing this, you should try
and find another bag, from a different time you went to that
particular shop. No, it doesn't really make sense, just don't
worry about it.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
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