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• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
• Real computer scientists don't write the user interface, they merely argue over what it should look like.
• Computer scientists do it on command.
• Computer scientists simulate doing it.
• Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...
• Real computer scientists love the concept of users.
  Users are always real impressed by the stuff computer scientists are talking abou...
• Real computer scientists love conventions. No one is expected to lug a 3081 attached to a bit map screen to a convention, so no one will ever know how slow their systems run.
• Real computer scientists like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because its compiled.
  (Only Batch freaks and efficiency weirdos bother with compilers, they're soooo un-dynamic.)...
• Real computer scientists like planning their own environments to use bit mapped graphics.
  Bit mapped graphics is great because no one can afford it. So their systems can be experimental....