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• Real computer scientists like planning their own environments to use bit mapped graphics.
  Bit mapped graphics is great because no one can afford it. So their systems can be experimental....
• Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit specs.
  (Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are free for their dynamic systems....
• At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?
  "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?...
• Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
• What is a bit blit? This is a transfer of pixels (dots) from one location in memory, or on the screen, to another.
  Bit blits are commonly used on bit-map display terminals....
• American culture is based on the automobile, and any young man of promise is going to own one and want to travel great distances in it.
  Consequently, any young woman of aspiration should expect to spend most of her vacations in a car, probing into unfamiliar corners....
• Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet....