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• Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...
• Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever.
  -- button at the Boston Computer Museum...
• luser /loo'zr/ n. [common] A user; esp. one who is also a loser.
  (luser and loser ar pronounced identically.) This word was coined around 1975 at MIT....
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, otherwise how would they read their mail.
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
• Larry: Well, how do ya like that? I have been in a museum.
  So, what happened with you and Ma? Burns: Oh, there was a terrible scandal....
• Reading USENET is like drinking from a firehose, you'll get very wet but you probably will still be thirsty.
  -- Steve Steinberg...
• Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.