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• Computer modelers simulate it first.
• Computer nerds just simulate it.
• Computer scientists do it on command.
• Computer scientists do it bit by bit.
• Computer Scientists are at the top of the nerd heap" -- Curtis Dyreso
• EMACS: Erotic Manual Adapted to Computer Scienti
• EMACS: Excellence Might be Away from Computer Scienti
• EMACS: Exceptionally Mediocre Algorithm for Computer Scienti
• Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit specs.
  (Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are free for their dynamic systems....