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• Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
  They don't write in anything less portable than a number two pencil....
• Real computer scientists admire ADA for its overwhelming aesthetic value but they find it difficult to actually program in it, as it is much too large to implement.
  Most computer scientists don't notice this because they are still arguing over what else to add to ADA....
• Real software engineers don't write applications programs, they implement algorithms.
  If someone has an application that the algorithm might help with, that's nice....
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, else how could they read their mail?
• Real computer scientists like having a computer on their desk, otherwise how would they read their mail.