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• You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
• I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION.
  I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. -- Groucho Marx...
• A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. --Groucho Marx
• Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me.
  And I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself! -- Groucho Marx....
• I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)