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• In the Plaza Hotel once, when I was doing the quiz show, there was a priest in the elevator.
  I hope you're not offended by this--I'd tell a story about a rabbi but it doesn't fit, and neither did the rabbi and they finally threw him out of the synagogue....
• Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints.
  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
• You told me about that yesterday. I know, but I left out a comma. -- Groucho Marx
• I can not say that I don't disagree with you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
  .. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse. -- Groucho Marx