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  They're upstairs in my socks. -- Groucho Marx...
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• Hello, I must be going. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
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• Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977