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• You know your son is growing up when he looks at a girl the way he used to look at chocolate cake.
• Just remember that when you hook up to a computer you're hooking up to all the computers that computer has hooked up to in the last 5 years.
• You know I hooked up my modem to a board with no name...
• NULL MODEM Another one of those things which sits around on your desk for months, but mysteriously vanishes the day before you need it.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.
  Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care about the truth!...
• Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew but weren't sure.
  But if you're searching for something you don't already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death....