Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your name.

Marge: Homer! Homer, the kids have a great idea how you can clear your
name.
Lisa: The media's making a monster out of you because they don't care
about the truth! All they care about is entertainment. Well,
_you_ need a forum where they don't even know the _meaning_ of
the word "entertainment": public access television.
Homer: Aw, but those shows all look so crummy.
Marge: Well we could dress it up a bit...we can bring a fern, and a
folding chair from the garage, and the most decorative thing of
all -- the truth!
[everyone looks at her]
-- Marge, interior decorator, "Homer Bad Man"

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