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• Programs: Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up to it.
• In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you
  when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to....
• User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
  Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?...
• If the car industry behaved like the computer industry over the last 30 years, a Rolls-Royce would cost $
  5, get 300 miles per gallon, and blow up once a year killing all passengers inside....
• We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse.
  Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us....
• If you take a computer apart and put it back together enough times you will end up with two computers.
  .. neither of which work....
• At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers a computer problem that *must* be solved.
  The only difficulty is that the problem is NP complete and will take thousands of years even with the latest optical biologic technology available....
• You know I hooked up my modem to a board with no name...
• The modern computer is capable of answering, in a matter of seconds, mathematical questions that would take millions of years for a human being to answer (even longer if he stopped for lunch).
  How does the computer do this? Simple. It makes everything up....