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• RAIN Another one of those things that is great to watch when you're not caught in it.
  Perhaps what we need to do is somehow make intelligent clouds that rain, but not actually *on* people....
• ODD Odd things that you don't want people find in your house include
• RECEIPT Proof of the purchase of goods. There are two distinct types of receip
  - the receipt that sits in your wallet for the best part of a year before you clean it out, and then pops up again regularly for the rest of your life, in desk drawers, stuck in books as bookmarks, or attached to the fridge with a magnet - the receipt that you think you put safely somewhere, but can't find when the goods that you bought falls apart/breaks down/ causes you to want to return the goods, for whatever reason....
• TELEVISION Just a small box that sits in the corner of the room, but still manages to dominate your life.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• MARINA One of those places where lots of people in boats sail around
  and little kids hang their fishing rods over the edge in the belief that they're going to catch a whopper which will feed their family that night....
• WHARF One of those places where noisy men hang around chewing tobacco and swearing and going on strike a lot.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• WRONG Incorrect, erroneous. Generally, the things that are most likely to be wrong are those which you feel the most confident about.
  This confidence has usually led you to proclaim it is an undeniable fact to all and sundry, and to generally stake your reputation/life/ fortune on it....
• NEIGHBOUR One of those people you occasionally smile at when walking down the stree
  but rarely develop such a bond with that they are concerned when your burglar alarm goes off when you're on holiday....
• TOTAL The sum or entire amount of a number of things, which if added by hand tends not to relate in any way shape or form to the values or attributes of those things.
  Oh bugger, where's the calculator got to? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...