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• Hang ten! - Vlad the Impaler at the beach
• Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.
• Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
  -- William F. Buckley, Jr. -- The Wit and Wisdom of Vlad the Impale...
• Just slightly ahead of it's time.
• At right, I am a licensed cleavage inspector.
• Blowout!: Vlad Tire
• That's entertainment! -- Vlaad the Impale
• Not sure if it's letter-perfect, that's a phonetic interpre What am I talking about - I have the book right here!
  OK, the "chust" is "just", and there's no comma, but apart from that, it's exact!...
• I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly.