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• And may you better reck the rede, Than ever did the adviser!
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• An atheist's laugh 's a poor exchange For Deity offended!
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
• May your saliva turn out to be poisonous.
• I waive the quantum o' the sin, The hazard of concealing
  But, och! it hardens a' within, And petrifies the feeling!...
• Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe, Bold I can meet,--perhaps may turn his blow!
  But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save, save, oh save me from the candid friend!...
• Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe, Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
  But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh save me from the candid friend....
• May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
• May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.