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• May your favorite woman turn out to be a man.
• May your firstborn child turn out to be a bleeding heart liberal.
• May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.
• May your sons turn out so smart they're promoted to corporal.
• May that big purple pimple between your eyes turn out to be your life-force.
• Perhaps it may turn out a sang, Perhaps turn out a sermon.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life.
  May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)...
• You give me space to belong to myself yet without separating me from your own life.
  May it all turn out to your happiness. -- Goethe...
• Dear Miss Manners: Please list some tactful ways of removing a man's saliva from your face.
  Gentle Reader: Please list some decent ways of acquiring a man's saliva on your face ....