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• Perhaps it may turn out a sang, Perhaps turn out a sermon.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• An atheist's laugh 's a poor exchange For Deity offended!
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle to a Young Friend...
• I waive the quantum o' the sin, The hazard of concealing
  But, och! it hardens a' within, And petrifies the feeling!...
• The fear o' hell 's a hangman's whip To haud the wretch in orde
  But where ye feel your honour grip, Let that aye be your border....
• As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
  -- Robert Benchley (1889-1945)...
• Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley
• If there 's a hole in a' your coats, I rede ye tent i
  A chiel 's amang ye takin' notes, And, faith, he 'll prent it....
• O Life! how pleasant is thy morning, Young Fancy's rays the hills adorning!
  Cold-pausing Caution's lesson scorning, We frisk away, Like schoolboys at th' expected warning, To joy and play....
• In durance vile And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Epistle from Esopus to Maria...