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• Give me the avowed, the erect, the manly foe, Bold I can meet -- perhaps may turn his blow!
  But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh save me from the candid friend....
• God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies. Marshall de Villare
• A New Yorker is riding down the road in his new Mercedes.
  So intent is he on the cocaine in his hand he completely misses a turn and his car plunges over the five-hundred-foot cliff to be smashed into pieces at the bottom....
• ee n.,vt. [Purdue] A carbon copy of an electronic transmission.
  Oh, you're sending him the bits to that? Slap on a tee for me....
• Have but one God: thy knees were sore If bent in prayer to three or four.
  Adore no images save those The coinage of thy country shows....
• Save paper...... send it by modem.
• Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation.
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Save water. Shower with a friend.