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• Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.
• The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
• People are now taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
  '" -- Bill Hick...
• Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
  Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?...
• There is a beautiful alabaster turtle here!
• There is a beautiful Greek chalice here!
• Phoebe: I'm, I'm freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn't have!
  All right, I haven't lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something...
• Krusty: All right, here's the deal. Every time you watch my show, I will send you.
  .. [holds up a check] forty dollars! Voice: [fine print] Checks will not be honored....