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• Jargon Coiner (#5) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * DUKE OF URL: A person who publishes their Netscape bookmark file on their homepage....
• Jargon Coiner (#12) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * IPO (I've Patented the Obvious): Acquiring patents on trivial things and then hitting other companies over the head with them....
• Jargon Coiner (#10) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * HOBTOB (Hanging Out By The O'Reilly Books): Seeking free Linux technical support at a bookstore by waiting near the computer books for a geek to come by and then casually asking them for help....
• Jargon Coiner (#4) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * FREE LECTURE: Attempting to explain the concepts of Linux, Open Source software, free software, and gift cultures to someone who is not familiar with them....
• Jargon Coiner (#6) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * TLDography (pronounced till-daw-graffy): The study of top leval domains....
• Jargon Coiner (#3) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * LILOSPLAININ': Arduous process of explaining why there's now a LILO boot prompt on the office computer....
• Jargon Coiner (#13) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * NINETY-NINERS: In 1849, a horde of people ("Forty-niners") headed to California to pan gold and get rich quick....
• Jargon Coiner (#9) An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon that we've just made up.
  * RHYMES WITH CYNICS: The final answer to any debate about how to pronounce Linux....
• Borg n. In "Star Trek: The Next Generation" the Borg is a species of cyborg that ruthlessly seeks to incorporate all sentient life into itself
  heir slogan is "Resistence is futile. You will be assimilated....