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• People are now taking shotguns to UFO sightings. Kinda brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'You ain't from 'round here, are ya?
  '" -- Bill Hick...
• Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
• Oh backup Boy! Bring your tape drive over here and back up my flashy new disk drive now, won't you?
  I have a luncheon to attend to! - please send weapo...
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
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• A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. -- Granville Hicks (1901-1982)
• Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
  It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D.J. Hick...
• You may be redneck... if you know how to milk a goat.
• I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad.
  I'd say yeah? When? -- Bill Hick...