A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of
sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
-- Steven Wright
sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will."
-- Steven Wright
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"What are you making?" "A salt lick." -- Steven... - I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some... - I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money.
They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some... - I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said,
"Do you live around here often?" She said, "You're... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time."
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Steven... - I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the
wall that didn't do anything.
So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that... - I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all
day.
When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -- Steven... - I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said,
Don't I know you? -- Steven...
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solution... - Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found
difficult and not tried.
G.K.... - A new dramatist of the absurd
Has a voice that will shortly be heard.
I learn from my spies He's about to devise... - Wizard Book: n. Hal Abelson's, Jerry Sussman's and Julie Sussman's
"Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" (MIT
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