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• I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
  I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours....
• I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb.
  I said "I'll need some friends." I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night....
• I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. -- Steven Wrigh
• Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
  I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wrigh...
• One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
  .. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
• The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....