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Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
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An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
She has an alarm clock and a phone that don't ring - they applaud.
The alarm clock that is louder than God's own belongs to the roommate with the earliest class.
California makes the best wine - New York, the best whine.
