Love Is Like A Dream - Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

Love Is Like A Dream - Marriage Is The Alarm Clock.

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Love is like a dream - marriage is the alarm clock.

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Far too often today, it appears, the Great American Dream is interrupted by the Japanese alarm clock.
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Colli
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your alarm clock goes off, and in your dream you try vainly to figure out what keyboard command to use to turn it off.
Alarm clock: A machine that scares the daylights into you...
Alarm clock: Something that makes people rise and whine...
An alarm clock is a device that makes you rise and whine.
You got an alarm clock in there, sir?" "No! No, heavens, no, no.
. Just vests." "Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off....
A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho